Gary the Cat:  Lead / Rhythm Guitar / Backing vocal noise

Gazzer Cameltoe was BORN to play Guitar.  Clarity, Definition, Tone, although lacking severely in all 3,
nothing has held him back.  He started musically aged 9 on Tambourine,"This was when Tambourines
had both a skin to beat and the shiny disc things around theedges" said Gazzer " So it was tricky
combining both."  He later moved on to the
Glockenspiel after the tambourine was stolen,  (it later turned up in lost property but was never
the same).  People are amazed whenever he 'Riffs Out' -often gazing far into the distance or
looking straight through him, almost as if they are not acknowledging him at all.  His unique
style is best described as ‘Very Special’ His edgy stage-craft comes alive whenever three
correct notes are played in succession.  No expense has been spent in creating his critically
disclaimed ‘Brittle’ sound.

Gazzer  has played in many many bands, all of them rubbish.  Notably,  He has also acted on
stage (2nd Shepherd).  On rare occasions, when the planets are aligned and the Gods are
shining down on him, he is capable of much greatness.   This next bout of Hendrixian
showboating is due November 1st 2047. “Yeah I’ll be 79” -he enthusiastically stated, “John
Lee Hooker played until he died way into his 115th year, so I’ll cream it.”   His main ambition
in life is to own a Massive motorized Hotdog on wheels, in which he will drive about town. 
Additionally, he would like to grow a huge silver beard and cruise the seven seas hunting fish
fingers.

Bands along the way: